Haiku Review of 2011, Part 2: The Readers Have a Haiku Orgy:
The Rude Pundit asked you to contribute year-end haiku, and, sweet Japanese Jesus, you responded, with over 100 little poems, with more flowing in. Keep 'em coming. Here's today's first dose of ten rude reader takes on what 2011 events got their juices flowing:
From BAB in Los Angeles:
Maybe Newt Is Onto Something!
A recall would work,
But Scott Walker should also
Wipe down school toilets.
From Rabbitearz in the San Fernando Valley:
Coach Sandusky asked
Santa for soap-on-a-rope.
Lives swirl down the drain.
From John P.:
The Job Creators
Rugged, creative
pillars of capitalism
whine when uncertain!
From Vixen Strangely:
The 99%
Millions fill the streets,
while billions fill their coffers,
still we will be heard.
From Hector R. :
Geithner and cronies
Gambling With Peoples' Money
Piggies In A Trough
From Shelley M.:
Fat, angry white men
make Rush Limbaugh a hero
yet mock gay soldiers
From Mark D.:
Traveling now blows
Chertoff hawks porno scanners
Theater for the dumb
From Carl S.:
Postponing the Inevitable
The debates go on.
Each candidate has his day.
Howdy Doody waits.
From Jim L:
Mission Accomplished!
Osama sleeps with fishes
Somewhere Dubya cries
From Deanna F.:
Rick Perry's jacket,
Fleecy, rough and deeply queer.
Go repression, go.
From Sue M.:
Eleven is done
Twelve can’t get here soon enough
Bye, motherfuckers!
The Rude Pundit asked you to contribute year-end haiku, and, sweet Japanese Jesus, you responded, with over 100 little poems, with more flowing in. Keep 'em coming. Here's today's first dose of ten rude reader takes on what 2011 events got their juices flowing:
From BAB in Los Angeles:
Maybe Newt Is Onto Something!
A recall would work,
But Scott Walker should also
Wipe down school toilets.
From Rabbitearz in the San Fernando Valley:
Coach Sandusky asked
Santa for soap-on-a-rope.
Lives swirl down the drain.
From John P.:
The Job Creators
Rugged, creative
pillars of capitalism
whine when uncertain!
From Vixen Strangely:
The 99%
Millions fill the streets,
while billions fill their coffers,
still we will be heard.
From Hector R. :
Geithner and cronies
Gambling With Peoples' Money
Piggies In A Trough
From Shelley M.:
Fat, angry white men
make Rush Limbaugh a hero
yet mock gay soldiers
From Mark D.:
Traveling now blows
Chertoff hawks porno scanners
Theater for the dumb
From Carl S.:
Postponing the Inevitable
The debates go on.
Each candidate has his day.
Howdy Doody waits.
From Jim L:
Mission Accomplished!
Osama sleeps with fishes
Somewhere Dubya cries
From Deanna F.:
Rick Perry's jacket,
Fleecy, rough and deeply queer.
Go repression, go.
From Sue M.:
Eleven is done
Twelve can’t get here soon enough
Bye, motherfuckers!
